- Maryann Thorpe: I can honestly say that was a truly bad night in the theatre. I walked out feeling like Mary Todd Lincoln.
- Cybill Sheridan: Yeah, but tonight no one got shot. Unfortunately.
- Maryann Thorpe: Dick, Dick, Dick. Poisoning my wine and calling me an old goat. Will he never learn?
- Maryann Thorpe: I'll show you an old goat! An old goat that's just eaten seven burritos and more bran flakes than the entire city of Boca Raton!