Dawson's Creek (TV Series)

All Good Things... (2003)

Kerr Smith: Jack McPhee

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• Jack : Good teachers are just traumatized students trying to erase whatever went wrong with their own high school experience.

• Doug Witter : [Doug pulls Jack over for speeding]  Looks like somebody's in quite the hurry this morning.

  Jack : Sheriff Doug. I'm sorry. I'm late, I'm trying to get to class...

  Doug Witter : Well, I have no choice but to issue you a citation for doing 40 in a 25.

  Jack : Look, I already have all these, these points against my license. D'ya think maybe there's something I could to to... get you to look the other way?

  Doug Witter : May I remind you, Mr. McPhee, that attempting to bribe a public official is a serious offense.

  Jack : Well, you know, I was just hoping I could appeal to your greater sense of compassion?

  Doug Witter : [Doug thinks about it and then leans over and kisses Jack]  All right. Just this once I'll let you go with a warning.

  Jack : [Jack puts his hand over Doug's]  Thanks, honey.

  Doug Witter : [Doug laughs]  No. No - never call me honey.

  Jack : Dude, it's a deserted road. Chill.

  Doug Witter : Don't call me dude, either.

  Jack : All right. Tonight? Uh, dinner later?

  Doug Witter : Yeah. I'll cook. My place.

  Jack : Great. I'll bring the handcuffs... kidding.

  Doug Witter : Yeah, I'll see you. Jack - slow down.

  Jack : Yeah.

  [Jack turns to look at Doug's rear end as he walks back to his sheriff's car]