Day by Day (TV Series)

How to Succeed in Day Care (1988)

Doug Sheehan: Brian Harper

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• Brian Harper : She's so content! I don't remember Ross being so happy when he was a baby.

  Kate Harper : Remember how he cried for nine months straight until we figured out he wanted the stereo louder?

• Brian Harper : I was thinking, Ross, why don't we all go to the museum this weekend?

  Ross Harper : What did I do?

• Brian Harper : Well, I guess this means another teacher's conference.

  Kate Harper : We show up at school more than Ross does. They have plans to put us in the yearbook!

• Brian Harper : I just wanna give this new curriculum a try.

  Kate Harper : And that, Brian, is how we got involved in the Bay of Pigs.

  Brian Harper : What?

  Kate Harper : You heard me. A bunch of generals sat around and said, "We're getting a lot of public pressure on this Cuba thing. We got a couple of extra boats, let's invade the place and get our hands on some quality cigars!"

• Brian Harper : Whenever I do something that you don't approve of, you always compare it to some foreign policy fiasco!

  Kate Harper : I do not.

  Brian Harper : Oh yes, you do! You remember our wedding? I changed caterers without telling you and you compared it to the secret bombing of Cambodia!

• Brian Harper : You know what I believe in? It's the very first thing they taught us at the office, the stockbroker's credo: The customer is always right.

  Kate Harper : Uhhh, look at this! You're reverting back to type like a werewolf during a full moon!

• Brian Harper : Tell Kate the first thing we were taught at the firm.

  Eileen Swift : Tape ALL phone conversations.

  Brian Harper : No, no, no, the very FIRST thing you were taught on day one.

  Eileen Swift : Pad your time sheet?

• Kate Harper : Molly's parents are threatening to pull her out of this school.

  Eileen Swift : Who's Molly?

  Brian Harper : You know, the cute little blonde.

  Eileen Swift : You can actually tell them apart?

• Brian Harper : Boy, they are really down today. They even slept during nap time!

  Kate Harper : And they all painted pictures of Molly. We ran out of yellow paint.

• Brian Harper : If it makes you feel any better, we've had a horrible day too. It's like the Beatles broke up in our living room.