- Charlie Utter: How did the two of you get along?
- Calamity Jane: Did I just fucking say I was moving in there?
- Charlie Utter: Which being it's a fucking whorehouse could indicate some fucking business arrangement or some other fucking thing.
- Calamity Jane: Yeah, I'm gonna be Queen Hooker. You're a keen fucking student of the human scene, Charlie!
- Charlie Utter: I'd best go, lest Mr. Amalgamation and capital takes one through the fucking head.
- Seth Bullock: What's the import of that expression?
- Charlie Utter: Do I look like I fuckin' know? Some big-shot eastern magazine reporter interviewin' Bill said that was what's changing things around.
- Calamity Jane: And you not only a fucking pain in the balls, Charlie, but also the strangest fucking person I ever met.