- Ellsworth: I may have fucked up my life flatter'n hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker, and holdin' a workin' fuckin' gold claim, and not the U.S. government tellin' me I'm trespassin', or the savage fuckin' red man or any of these other limber-dick cocksuckers passin' themselves off as prospectors had better try and stop me.
- Ellsworth: Goddammit, Swearengen, I don't trust you as far as I could th'ow you, but I enjoy the way you lie.
- Ellsworth: Made my quota for whisky, pussy, and food. Further efforts'll only benefit the faro dealers.
- Jack McCall: Should we shake hands or something, relieve the atmosphere? I mean, how stupid do you think I am?
- Wild Bill Hickok: I don't know, I just met you.