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[Jane walks across the street and stops in front of the hotel]
Calamity Jane : I'm back!
E.B. Farnum : Your room has been re-rented.
Calamity Jane : Fuck you and fuck the rooms you rent! I'm callin' on the widow and the little one in her care. And if I was you, or any cocksucker with ya, I wouldn't try to stop me.
E.B. Farnum : Be brief.
Calamity Jane : Be fucked!
E.B. Farnum : [to himself] Her gutter mouth and the widow in an opium stupor. A conversation for the ages.
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A.W. Merrick : [reading from his newspaper] At Dr. Cochran's suggestion, a pest tent endowed by the generous retailers of our fine community is being erected for the afflicted at the south end, and riders dispatched to secure a vaccine.
Al Swearengen : Maybe you should add there, "They're already probably on their way back."
A.W. Merrick : [rolling his eyes] The Pioneer has been assured of their imminent return.
Cy Tolliver : Yeah, that's catchier.
A.W. Merrick : Thanks also to the aforementioned merchants, the vaccine will be distributed gratis.
Al Swearengen : Free gratis.
A.W. Merrick : 'Free gratis' is a redundancy.
E.B. Farnum : Does that mean 'repeats itself'?
Al Swearengen : Then leave gratis out.
A.W. Merrick : What luck for me, Al, that you have such a keen editorial sense. Free. Distributed Free. Period.
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E.B. Farnum : [muttering to himself] Al Swearingen's a cue and Farnum merely is a billiard ball.
