- Greg Montgomery: [to dazed office staff] I have finally realized that this job is strangling the life out of me, and I'm not going to stand for it, so I quit. Goodbye.
- Greg Montgomery, Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: [they walk out, then back in]
- Greg Montgomery: She forgot her purse.
- Kitty Montgomery: Do you realize what you've done? Do you realize how you have destroyed my family? Do you realize how you have absolutely made my life a living hell?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Is this stuff you already told me, or is this new stuff?
- Greg Montgomery: What's important to me is getting up in the morning and doing what makes me happy.
- Kitty Montgomery: Oh my God, he's going into entertainment law.
- Greg Montgomery: No, I'm going to be a chef.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Have you Ever seen him So Happy?
- Kitty Montgomery: [Watching him give away his suits] No, I have Not and I Blame You!