Diagnosis Murder (TV Series)
Trapped in Paradise (1999)
Barry Van Dyke: Steve Sloan
Quotes
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Dr. Jesse Travis : All those times you dragged me into doing police work, all those times I stood face to face with death!
Detective Steve Sloan : You never stood face to face with death!
Dr. Jesse Travis : All right, all those times I mistakenly thought I was standing face to face with death.
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Shelby Turner : For your information, while you were out playing doctor all day, I was busy investigating. There were people *walking their dogs.*
Detective Steve Sloan : Hmmm.
Shelby Turner : The dogs looked drugged. So did the people for that matter.
Detective Steve Sloan : Reallly?
Shelby Turner : There were workmen.
Detective Steve Sloan : There were suppose to be workmen.
Shelby Turner : They weren't working, they were watching *me*.
Detective Steve Sloan : Well, why wouldn't they watch you? You're new here, you're pretty.
Shelby Turner : [Smiles broadly] You really think I'm pretty?
Detective Steve Sloan : Look, just get to the point, will you?
Shelby Turner : There were milkmen, delivering. Now who delivers milk these days?
Detective Steve Sloan : Uh, milkmen?
Detective Steve Sloan : Okay, how about this one? I asked the cable repairman to come check my reception? He came... *without an appointment.*
Detective Steve Sloan : Now that *is* strange.
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Shelby Turner : Hi. I'm Shelby Turner. I'm a reporter.
Detective Steve Sloan : For Comet magazine.
Dr. Mark Sloan : Is that the, uh, "The Zombies ate my baby" Comet.
Detective Steve Sloan : Yeah. The Scum-of-the-earth Comet.