The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Boy #1, Boy #2 (1965)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

Quotes 

• [Rob decides to rewrite his script for two kids, giving some lines to Ritchie] 

  Rob Petrie : I better make sure they have equal parts.

  Laura Petrie : Well, no, they don't have to be exactly equal.

  Rob Petrie : Oh. Um, you mean Ritchie could have a couple more, huh?

  Laura Petrie : Well, you are his father.

  Rob Petrie : Yeah, well, I don't want you to become his stage mother.

  Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob!

• Laura Petrie : Well, listen, darling, I don't want to say anything...

  Rob Petrie : Good. That's a perfect start right there.