The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Boy #1, Boy #2 (1965)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Jerry Helper : But really, Rob, this stuff was priceless.
Rob Petrie : Yeah. It isn't worth anything.
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Millie Helper : You know what I'm thinking?
Rob Petrie : Uh, Freddie would be good for the part.
Millie Helper : I think so, too!
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[Rob decides to rewrite his script for two kids, giving some lines to Ritchie]
Rob Petrie : I better make sure they have equal parts.
Laura Petrie : Well, no, they don't have to be exactly equal.
Rob Petrie : Oh. Um, you mean Ritchie could have a couple more, huh?
Laura Petrie : Well, you are his father.
Rob Petrie : Yeah, well, I don't want you to become his stage mother.
Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob!
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Buddy Sorrell : [suggesting a line] "Drive the Tarantula 8 and see what the well-dressed pedestrian will be dodging next year."
Rob Petrie : That's good except I don't think Ritchie would say a thing like that.
Buddy Sorrell : Well, why not?
Rob Petrie : Well, an eight-year-old mind wouldn't come up with something that clever.
Sally Rogers : [indicating Buddy] Oh, I don't know. His eight-year-old mind thought of it.
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Laura Petrie : Well, listen, darling, I don't want to say anything...
Rob Petrie : Good. That's a perfect start right there.