The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Pink Pills and Purple Parents (1964)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Look, it's just my parents. It's not royalty. All you have to do is, uh, bow gracefully and stable their white horses.
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Laura Petrie : [panicking over an impending, first-time visit from Rob's parents] What am I gonna serve them?
Rob Petrie : Oh, that IS a problem. Maybe I can steal a loaf of bread somewhere.
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Rob Petrie : [introducing his mother to Laura] Mrs. Petrie, meet, uh, Mrs. Petrie. You're both named Mrs. Petrie.
Rob Petrie : [laughs but then notes his mother's stern expression] Face it, Mom.
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Sam Petrie : So this is Laura. We finally get to meet her. I just couldn't wait to meet you.
Clara Petrie : Well, of course, we thought we would meet you at the wedding, but, uh, none of the parents were invited, were they?
Rob Petrie : Don't... don't start that.
Clara Petrie : I'm-I'm sorry. It's not the first wedding or the last wedding that I won't be invited to.
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[Laura says she felt a little dizzy]
Clara Petrie : Dizzy? Laura, you're not...
Rob Petrie : Oh, well, no, Mom. Honey, you're, uh... you're not, are you?
Laura Petrie : No, I'm not!
Rob Petrie : She's not.
Sam Petrie : Not what?
Clara Petrie : Oh, Sam. Grow up.
Sam Petrie : Oh, THAT'S what she's not.
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Rob Petrie : Laura, what is the MATTER with you?
Laura Petrie : I'm looking for the spoon.
Rob Petrie : It's in your hand.
Laura Petrie : Gee, isn't it funny how it's always the last place you look?
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[Rob prevents Sally from taking one of Buddy's prescription pills]
Rob Petrie : Well, what-what could cure pain for one person can do some weird things to somebody else.
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah? What kind of weird things?
Sally Rogers : Well, for one, I could look like you.