- Sally Rogers: Herman, don't you raise your voice to me!
- Herman Glimscher: Why not?
- Sally Rogers: Because I'm bigger than you are!
- Rob Petrie: Stacey, if you don't go through with this, you're no brother of MINE!
- Stacey Petrie: Can I be your sister?
- Laura Petrie: It was a good evening for Sally because she saw an attractive new facet to an old boyfriend.
- Rob Petrie: Attractive new... He acted like a madman.
- Sally Rogers: Yeah, but it's the first time he's ever acted like any kind of a man.
- Sally Rogers: If I can't unshy this guy, nobody can.
- Buddy Sorrell: Gee, that sounds kind of crazy to me, You and Stace.
- Sally Rogers: Well what's so crazy about it?
- Buddy Sorrell: Well you'd hit me if I tell you.
- Sally Rogers: No I wouldn't.
- Buddy Sorrell: It's like pairing Lady Macbeth and Porky the Pig.