- Eddie: My grandfather came to this country with nothing. He couldn't even speak the language. But he worked hard and made a place for himself and his family. Now why can't you people do the same?
- Dwayne Wayne: Hey, my grandfather built this country, man! He fought wars for it! And most places he went wouldn't let him sit down and get a cup of coffee. I can't even catch a cab in New York. You know, it doesn't matter how many degrees I get. All you people see is color. Your grandfather was an immigrant. You're American. My grandfather was born here, Duke. And you people still look at me as just another nigger.
- J.C.: [sarcastically claps] Riveting history lesson.
- Rick: JC, he's right.
- Eddie: What did you say?
- Rick: I said he's right! I'm not at A&M because quotas kept me out of another school. I'm here because I always wanted to go here. You know, when I was growing up, I used to play all the time with Black kids, and I never thought anything about it. Then, one day, I must've been about nine, I was fishing with my dad and uncle. My dad told my uncle this joke. Said, What do you call a Negro physician from Virginia? A nigger. I'd heard that word before, but never from my father. See, he probably wouldn't have minded what we did today, but I'm ashamed and I'm sorry.
- Campus Security: Well, might as well get comfortable, cause nobody's going anywhere until we get to the how and the why this happened.
- Dwayne Wayne: The answer is on his car.
- J.C.: All that was written on the car was "NI." Maybe whoever sprayed it was spelling "nice." As in, "Have a nice day?"
- [Eddie snickers]
- Dwayne Wayne: You know I'm about ready to slap that stupid smile off your face, man?
- J.C.: See, there it is again, the violence.
- Dwayne Wayne: You think you can get over on anybody, right? Anywhere? No, not me, and not today!
- J.C.: Who are you?
- Eddie: That's just it. He's nobody.
- Dwayne Wayne: No, I am an educated Black man, your worst nightmare, punk!
- Rick: What's the wolf in for?
- Campus Security: Going through the crowd, picking pockets.
- A&M Wolf: Is this the face of a pickpocket?
- Campus Security: Take that head off!
- A&M Wolf: I can't. It's attached. Besides, I'm naked underneath.
- Campus Security: I love my job.
- J.C.: [after Ron finishes telling his side of the story] You wouldn't happen to have a polygraph, would you?
- Ron Johnson: [imitating a parrot] Oh, cracker wanna polygraph?
- Ron Johnson: Hey, man, I don't want your apology! I want their arms broke, or something! I want them punished, man! And I want my car fixed, now!
- Campus Security: You don't see your part in all this, do you?
- Ron Johnson: [incredulous] I'm the victim!
- Campus Security: More brothers on the team?
- Ron Johnson: Well, that's just the truth.
- Campus Security: Oh, so you're comfortable with the stereotype that all Black people can do is run.
- Dwayne Wayne: Hey, hey, look, we don't expect a fair shake from you, Officer.
- Campus Security: That's right. I'm a White man.
- Dwayne Wayne: That's right!
- Campus Security: I could be a card-carrying member of the Klan
- Dwayne Wayne: Never know!
- Campus Security: Or I could have marched with Dr. King. You *don't* know. Maybe you should look at me as an individual and not as a color.
- Campus Security: See you next Saturday!
- Ron Johnson: What? For what?
- Campus Security: For more. Oh, for much more, so that things can change.
- Eddie: Hey, I'm not spending my Saturdays singing We Are The World.
- Campus Security: Oh, you think you have a choice? Unless maybe your hard-working family would like to hear you've been kicked outta school. Oh, and, uh, bring a snack. I like donuts.
- Dwayne Wayne: Hey, Ron, you think Whitley and this guy really got busy, or she just said that?
- Ron Johnson: Why would she lie? She's not a guy.
- Ron Johnson: Let's see what the scalper is offering.
- Ticket Scalper: Please, don't refer to it as scalping. I'm Native American.
- Ron Johnson: So, I guess you grew up on a reservation.
- Ticket Scalper: And I guess you grew up in the projects.
- Eddie: Me, J.C., and Rick met at the coffee shop like we always do on game day. I had scrambled eggs with a side of bacon.
- Campus Security: Oh, with or without ketchup? Tell the damn story!
- Ron Johnson: [in the A&M boys' version of the story] Maybe you white boys oughta have a few more brothers on your team.
- J.C.: Are you implying that whites can't play as well as blacks?
- Ron Johnson: I'm sayin' check out the score, it's there for you in *black* and white.
- Eddie: So, what, blacks are superior?
- Ron Johnson: Oh no, only in football, basketball, and track. And you know what yo woman says? Once you go black you never go back.
- Campus Security: You get your car fixed, you give me the bill, I'll see that they reimburse you! Go on!
- Campus Security: And, since your so good with paint, I'm going to talk to the folks over at Hillman and see if they've got some buildings that need a fresh coat! Come on. Go.
- Rick: Negro physician from the South? I have to remember that one!
- Campus Security: You get your car fixed, you give me the bill, I'll see that they reimburse you! Go on!
- Campus Security: And, since your so good with paint, I'm going to call the folks at Hillman and see if they've got some buildings that need a fresh coat! Come on. Go.
- Rick: Negro physician from the South? I have to remember that one!
- Campus Security: Why did you do it, son?
- Eddie: He was in my face!
- Campus Security: Oh, now there's a reason!
- Eddie: No, it's because of how they are!
- Campus Security: How are they?
- Eddie: You know!
- Campus Security: No, I don't. Tell me.
- Eddie: They have no respect. They don't care about this country at all. All they do is sit on their butt and complain!
- J.C.: And what do they have to complain about? It's because of them and their quotas I'm not in the Ivy league where I belong!
- Ron Johnson: You all had quotas for centuries! You call them legacies, restricted country clubs, the Law!
- Campus Security: You get your car fixed, you give me the bill, I'll see that they reimburse you! Go on!
- Campus Security: And, since your so good with paint, I'm going to call the folks at Hillman and see if they've got some buildings that need a fresh coat! Come on. Go.
- J.C.: Negro physician from the South? I have to remember that one!