Dinosaurs (TV Series)
Switched at Birth (1991)
Kevin Clash: Baby Sinclair
Quotes
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Baby Sinclair : You're a quack!
Aubrey Molehill : Shh! He's a distinguished man of science!
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Baby Sinclair : This is great!
[laughs]
Solomon The Great : I am truly moved by your selflessness and love for this child. But too late!
[cuts the baby in half]
Fran : No!
[Aubrey's parents gasp in shock]
Baby Sinclair : Again!
[laughs]
Earl : [Solomon the Great brings their half of a child] Oh!
Solomon The Great : There.
Earl : Oh, don't look at me like that. I'm so, so sorry, little feet. I promise I'll make it up to you. I know we can't play baseball, but I can teach you soccer.
Baby Sinclair : [kicks Earl Sinclair in the face] Not the mama!
[laughs]
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Fran : The great judge.
Robbie Sinclair : Yeah. He could settle this once and for all.
Gus Molehill : He's the wisest dinosaur of them all.
Aubrey Molehill : Capital idea.
Baby Sinclair : Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Baby Sinclair : [both laughing] Piggyback, horsey! Piggyback!
Gus Molehill : I love this kid. He cracks me up. Am I crazy or what?
[Baby Sinclair chuckles and hits Gus Molehill with a boiling pot]
Gus Molehill : Ooh!
[Gus Molehill mumbles]
Gus Molehill : Again!
[both laughing]
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Fran Sinclair : It's too loud!
[turns off the TV]
Fran Sinclair : And I don't like the values they portray.
Robbie Sinclair : Mom, you're overreacting.
Baby Sinclair : Beer! Cigarettes! Chicks!
Robbie Sinclair : He could've heard that anywhere.
Earl Sinclair : [arrives] Where is he? Where is he? Ah, there's the birthday boy! Tomorrow's the big day! Yay.
Baby Sinclair : [chuckles] Yay! Presents! Presents!
Earl Sinclair : Hey! You betcha! Presents, hats, streamers, the works for your first birthday. Even a pony!
Baby Sinclair : Pony?
Earl Sinclair : That's right! A big, juicy one, grilled to perfection.
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Solomon The Great : Then, in my divine wisdom, there is only one equitable solution. To divide the child in two.
[thunderclap]
Baby Sinclair , Aubrey Molehill : Huh?
Fran Sinclair : Earl, we can't let him do this!
Solomon The Great : Silence! Do not question the wisdom of Solomon The Great. My powers are beyond the comprehension of mere mortals. And now I shall perform the miracle of divine justice with the help of my assistant Ramona!
[Ramona appears and Baby's parents and Aubrey's parents exclaim]
Earl Sinclair : Oh!
Gus Molehill : Hey! Yes! Good!
[Baby Sinclair exclaims]
Gus Molehill : Hey, nice, nice!
Solomon The Great : Ha!
Earl Sinclair : Nice box.
[applause]
Solomon The Great : Mr. Sinclair, if you would, bring me the pink baby.
Earl Sinclair : Oh, yeah.
[Baby Sinclair laughs and Earl Sinclair brings Solomon The Great the pink baby]
Solomon The Great : Now, place the child completely in the box, head there, feet here.
Earl Sinclair : Head there, feet there. Oh! Oh! Watch your nose.
Solomon The Great : Now, Mr. Sinclair, we've never met before. Is that correct, sir?
Earl Sinclair : Yes, that is correct, sir.
Solomon The Great : And no money has changed hands between us?
Earl Sinclair : None whatsoever.
Solomon The Great : Well, then how do I have your wallet? Ha-ha!
Earl Sinclair : Whoa! Hey! That's wonderful!
Baby Sinclair : Yay! Yay!
Solomon The Great : Mr. Sinclair, as you can see, this is an ordinary box.
Baby Sinclair : Careful! Careful!
Solomon The Great : There are no hidden panels. No secret compartments. Just a simple, wooden box.
Earl Sinclair : Yes, it looks okay to me.
Solomon The Great : You may step back now. Thank you. Now, how about a hand for Mr. Sinclair?
Earl Sinclair : Oh, thank you, thank you.
[applause]
Solomon The Great : And thank you.
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Baby Sinclair : Not the mama!
Earl Sinclair : I should've seen that coming.
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Baby Sinclair : [Gus Molehill and Fran Sinclair grunt] Ah! Make a wish.
Fran Sinclair : Earl, help me!
Earl Sinclair : With you in a minute!
Glenda Molehill : Let go of my boy!
Aubrey Molehill : My arms have a tendency to dislocate!