- [Baby Sinclair pretends he's snoring]
- Fran Sinclair: I don't believe you.
- Baby Sinclair: I don't blame you.
- Baby Sinclair: [after drinking a bottle of juice] I'm gonna blow up, I'm gonna blow up, WHOA I'm gonna blow, CLEEEAR!
- [lets out a small burp]
- Fran Sinclair: Aw...
- [Baby laughs and then lets out a burp that shakes the house]
- Charlene Sinclair: [about dinner] Doesn't look done to me.
- Earl Sinclair: It's done, it's damn done.
- [creature in pot takes the cooking fork]
- Creature: Here you go, hey, next time you might want to turn the stove on. Uh, just a suggestion.
- Roy Hess: We should be able to figure this out.
- Earl Sinclair: Yeah, we've got brains the size of walnuts.
- Earl Sinclair: [after Baby hits him repeatedly with a pot while saying "Not the Mama"] You do that one more time, and I'm gonna throw you across the room!
- [It's three in the morning]
- Baby Sinclair: Waah! Waah! I'm crying! That means I'm up!
- Fran Sinclair: Earl.
- Earl Sinclair: [snoring] What?
- Fran Sinclair: Come on, Earl. You get up for once.
- [Earl resumes snoring]
- Fran Sinclair: Earl, feed the baby.
- Earl Sinclair: Why?
- Fran Sinclair: Because if you don't feed it, it'll die.
- Earl Sinclair: How many other kids we've got?
- Fran Sinclair: Two.
- [Earl resumes snoring]
- Fran Sinclair: You stop talking! You're talking too loud! If you wake that baby I'll rip your face off!
- Earl Sinclair: Well nobody wants that.
- Earl Sinclair: You think I'm not gonna come after you? You're playing with fire here, you're playing with fire!
- Baby Sinclair: No, I'm playing with fire.
- [sticks his tail in the fire, Earl rushes over and pulls him away from the stove]
- Baby Sinclair: Daddy!
- Earl Sinclair: What?
- Baby Sinclair: [points to his flaming tail] Hot!
- [Earl rushes to the sink]
- Baby Sinclair: Where we going?
- [Earl soaks his tail in the water]
- Baby Sinclair: Ahhhhh, again!