Dinosaurs (TV Series)
Variations on a Theme Park (1994)
Stuart Pankin: Earl Sinclair
Quotes
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Earl Sinclair : Hey, hey! Calm down, Junior. It's only Moola the Cash Cow, Wesaysoland's whimsical and highly-copyrighted park mascot.
Baby Sinclair : No, no! Get him away from me!
[cries]
Moola the Cash Cow : Step right up to the ticket booth, Dad, and pay for admission, so we can start the family fun!
[chuckles]
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Charlene Sinclair : [arrives] Hi. Sorry I'm late.
Fran Sinclair : Charlene. I didn't know you were out.
Charlene Sinclair : Yeah, all day. Wow, dinner looks great. Shame. Too bad I already ate.
[grabs a chicken drumstick]
Charlene Sinclair : Bye. La, la.
[Charlene leaves]
Fran Sinclair : [Earl groans] I swear this family is falling apart. We might as well just be strangers who live in the same house. Dinner used to be the one hour when we all got together to share the events of the day.
Earl Sinclair : Not true, Fran. It never took us a whole hour to eat dinner.
[Fran groans]
Fran Sinclair : Well, at least you're here to have dinner with Mommy, aren't you?
Baby Sinclair : Already ate.
Fran Sinclair : You already ate? What did you eat?
Baby Sinclair : You aren't gonna like it.
Fran Sinclair : It wasn't furniture, was it?
Baby Sinclair : Maybe.
Fran Sinclair : Oh!
Earl Sinclair : This is why we don't need a pet.
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Earl Sinclair : Hey! Put that down!
Robbie Sinclair : What?
Earl Sinclair : No one touches the phone.
Fran Sinclair : Earl, this is a pay toilet, too. They're charging us for everything.
Earl Sinclair : Ah, not the one thing that matters. Quiet, everybody. With my cute little bovine remote control, my vacation begins now.
[turns on the TV]
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Earl Sinclair : Boy, the fun begins early.
Ticket Guy : All righty. Here are your tickets. You owe us 2,000 Moo Dollars.
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B.P. Richfield : Howdy!
Earl Sinclair : Whoa!
B.P. Richfield : And welcome to Wesaysoland, where everybody has a good time because we say so.
[chuckles]