- Donna Stone: Merry Christmas!
- Jimmy the Paperboy: Gosh. For me?
- Donna Stone: It's fruitcake.
- Jimmy the Paperboy: Oh. Thanks. Merry Christmas.
- Donna Stone: Oh, honey, the Martin's sent us a Christmas present!
- Dr. Alex Stone: Why the panic? Is it a timebomb?
- Donna Stone: Well, it might as well be - I didn't get them anything. You see, I wasn't sure they were going to get anything for us and I was afraid if we gave them something and they didn't get... Oh, honey, Christmas should be warm and friendly and peaceful.
- Dr. Alex Stone: I agree with you, darling, and if you want mine to be peaceful, don't forget Miss Clark's present.
- Mr. Turner: [as Santa Claus] Don't I know you from someplace?
- Donna Stone: Yes, you used to bring me presents when I was a little girl.
- Mr. Turner: [as Santa Claus] Oh, I remember you now, you're all grown up.