- Donna Stone: How do you know about feminine tricks?
- Mary Stone: I am growing up, Mother.
- Donna Stone: Well, I'm glad you told me.
- Mary Stone: Gifts are supposed to be something that says "I love you".
- Jeff Stone: I love you, I love you, I love you. That takes care of your next three birthdays.
- Mary Stone: Gifts are symbols that say, "I love you", and you returned Daddy's love to a department store.
- Alex Stone: Mary is right. You are.
- Donna Stone: Are you going to finish that sentence or leave me dangling?
- Alex Stone: Mary has a theory that you're a woman.
- Donna Stone: I've been trying to tell you that for years.