- Mary Stone: Don't you think I look like a femme fatale, Mother?
- Donna Stone: The ponytail gives you away.
- Alex Stone: [when Jeff wants to give away his toy rocket] Well, there went two bucks into outer space.
- Jeff Stone: You're the best cook in the world. And the prettiest.
- Donna Stone: I may not be the prettiest but with all this buttering up, I am the slipperiest.
- [Jeff enters, covered in bandages]
- Jeff Stone: I just made 50¢ the hard way: washing the neighbor's dog.
- Donna Stone: Why doesn't he wash his own dog?
- Jeff Stone: He's afraid of him.
- Donna Stone: Hi, Alex, you busy?
- Alex Stone: Hi, what can I do for you?
- Donna Stone: I just stopped by to say hello.
- Alex Stone: Hello.
- Donna Stone: My, Tom Ellis really started something with all that talk about uniforms, didn't he?
- Alex Stone: As a matter of fact, I am busy.
- Auctioneer: And sold, to the lady with the feather in her hat for $5.00!
- Lady: I got it! I got it! What on Earth am I going to do with a Chinese gong?