Doogie Howser, M.D. (TV Series)
Vinnie Video Vici (1989)
Max Casella: Vinnie Delpino
Quotes
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Vinnie Delpino : My video class teacher said pick a subject you find totally fascinating, so I picked you.
Dr. Doogie Howser : Well, I find you fascinating, too, in a very demented, bizarre sort of way.
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Dr. Doogie Howser : Vinnie...
Vinnie Delpino : I'm almost done!
Dr. Doogie Howser : No, you're not almost done. You're completely done. Fade out. The end. Goodbye.
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Dr. Doogie Howser : [after Vinnie catches him in the shower] Hey! What are you doing?
Vinnie Delpino : Hey! You got a chest hair! You didn't tell me you had a chest hair!
Dr. Doogie Howser : Get out of here! What are you doing?
Vinnie Delpino : Doogie, if this is gonna work, you gotta keep your hands off my equipment.
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Vinnie Delpino : Any chance you gotta use the john?
Dr. Doogie Howser : Go! Get lost!
Vinnie Delpino : Ooh, I like that. Tell me to get lost again, only this time, have fun wtih it.
Dr. Doogie Howser : I don't think you're listening to me.
Vinnie Delpino : No, because you're not telling me what I wanna hear. It's a technique I use with my mother. I find it very effective.
[Doogie sprays shaving cream over Vinnie's camera lens]
Vinnie Delpino : I wonder if Spielberg had these problems.