Dragnet 1967 (TV Series)
The Big Neighbor (1967)
Harry Morgan: Officer Bill Gannon
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Quotes
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Officer Bill Gannon : Boy, I don't know why you're making a big fuss over this. All a woman has to do is set another place.
Sergeant Joe Friday : And slice the meat a little thinner.
Officer Bill Gannon : [laughs] Don't be silly. Slice the meat a little thinner. That's a new one.
[over the phone to kids]
Officer Bill Gannon : Hi. Who's this?... Yeah... . Well, where to?... Oh, yeah, I forgot. Well, have a good time, but don't stay out past 11 o'clock... . I know it's Friday, old boy, but that's check-in time anyway. Let me speak to your mother.
[to Joe]
Officer Bill Gannon : The boys have got something going on at school so we'll have nothing but peace and quiet.
Sergeant Joe Friday : Sounds good.
Officer Bill Gannon : [over the phone to Eileen] Hi... . Yeah, just leaving now... . One of those days, that's all. Look, honey, Joe's coming out for dinner and watch the ball game with me... . Well, you know Joe. He's funny about these things. He wants to make it official... . I know it's silly... . Ok, you tell him that.
[to Joe]
Officer Bill Gannon : She wants to talk to you.
Sergeant Joe Friday : [over the phone to Eileen] Hello, Eileen... . Yes, if it's no trouble... . You're sure?... Well, I... what's that?... Yeah. Well, that makes me feel better... . Yes, we're leaving right now... . Thanks. Goodbye, Eileen.
Officer Bill Gannon : What'd she say?
Sergeant Joe Friday : It's ok.
Officer Bill Gannon : Well, I told you that, Joe. I meant what did she say that made you feel better?
Sergeant Joe Friday : She said she'd slice the meat a little thinner.
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Sergeant Joe Friday : Well, let me ask you something, Ms. Prout. Just where were you struck?
Marnie Prout : Well, no place. I ducked just in time.
Sergeant Joe Friday : Well, you see, that's the trouble. If somebody shoots at you, for instance, that's a felony whether you're hit or not. But an egg timer wouldn't be considered a deadly weapon. It could be a misdemeanor assault, but since it missed you anyway...
Marnie Prout : Well, I guess that means nothing can be done.
Officer Bill Gannon : Not this time, Marnie.
Marnie Prout : Well, suppose it happens again.
Officer Bill Gannon : Then you'll know what to do.
Marnie Prout : What?
Officer Bill Gannon : Let him hit you!
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Officer Bill Gannon : Say, do you notice anything different inside the house?
Sergeant Joe Friday : Oh, I don't know. I haven't seen it yet.
Officer Bill Gannon : No, I mean right in the entry here.
Sergeant Joe Friday : That sofa.
Officer Bill Gannon : Loveseat, Joe. That was Eileen's mother's loveseat.
Sergeant Joe Friday : Oh.
Officer Bill Gannon : The wallpaper, Joe. The wallpaper. It's brand-new.
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Officer Bill Gannon : You notice anything different in here?
Sergeant Joe Friday : That light fixture.
Officer Bill Gannon : Chandelier, Joe. No, we've had that for 10 years. Gave the old one to Eileen.
Sergeant Joe Friday : Oh.
Officer Bill Gannon : The wallpaper, Joe. It's brand-new.
Sergeant Joe Friday : Oh, well, it's not the same as the stuff in the other room there.
Officer Bill Gannon : Well now, Joe, you wouldn't hang entry paper in your dining room, would you? You wouldn't do that, would you?
Sergeant Joe Friday : No, I guess not.
Officer Bill Gannon : You bet I guess not.