Drake & Josh (TV Series)

Driver's License (2004)

Jonathan Goldstein: Walter Nichols

Quotes 

• Walter Nichols : Capice?

  Josh Nichols : It's pronounced "capeesh," Dad.

  Walter Nichols : Ha-ha. Hm-hm. Touch.

  Josh Nichols : [correcting again]  Touche.

• Walter Nichols : [giving Josh a driving lesson]  Okay, now, a good driver is always prepared for the unexpected.

  Josh Nichols : Yeah, I know. I'm always tellin' Drake...

  Walter Nichols : A LITTLE GIRL!

  Megan Parker : [tossing a basketball ahead of her and jumping into frame]  My ball! AHHH!

  Megan Parker : [falls to the ground dramatically]  Oh...

  Megan Parker : [coughs]  ... why are the good...

  Megan Parker : [coughs]  ... always the first...

  Megan Parker : [coughs]  ... to go?

  [lays out dead] 

  Walter Nichols : Nice going, Josh. You ran over your sister.

  Drake Parker : [raising a hand]  I get to run over her next.