- Josh Nichols: Helen gave me next Friday off 'cause she said they were replacing the carpet. Wonder why she wouldn't tell me about the party.
- Drake Parker: 'Cause she doesn't like you.
- Josh Nichols: Riiiight.
- Josh Nichols: Wait a minute. None of you did your homework?
- Katie: I tried to but I couldn't figure it out, so I asked my mom to help me.
- Josh Nichols: And?
- Katie: She couldn't figure it out either, so she asked my dad and then he got mad and went to a motel.
- Drake Parker: Oh, I like that smile. That's a smile full of evil.
- Megan Parker: Is there any other reason to smile.