Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Smart Girl (2004)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
Quotes
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Josh Nichols : You know the closet in the hall?
Drake Parker : The hall closet?
Josh Nichols : That's the one. I packed it full of dirty laundry, so I'm gonna trick her into opening it, and then she's gonna get buried up to her evil little eyes in dirty socks and underpants.
Drake Parker : Ew. Yours?
Josh Nichols : Dad's.
Drake Parker : Ewer.
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Drake Parker : You're the best evil little sister ever.
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Josh Nichols : This whole thing makes me feel so... dirty.
Drake Parker : So take a bath when you get home.
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Drake Parker : [trying to pick up a smart girl] Uh, you wanna grab some pizza?
Michelle : I can't. I have Academic Team practice. We're competing against Bushmont next week in the state finals.
Drake Parker : Oh, okay. Well, I hope you do good.
Michelle : Well.
Drake Parker : Well, what?
Michelle : [laughs] That's great. I love grammar jokes.
Drake Parker : [laughs nervously] Yeah, me, too... I, too... me, also. Now you talk.