- Audrey Parker-Nichols: You were too busy to go get your sister, but you weren't too busy to play video games all day.
- Drake Parker: [pointedly] Josh.
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: Or to sit around swallowing twenty pound of junk food.
- Josh Nichols: [pointedly] Drake.
- Megan Parker: I keep telling you they're bad people.
- Josh Nichols: I gotta say, I'm really glad Drake's my new step-brother.
- Drake Parker: I'm really glad someone invented pizza. Oh, and bikinis. Yeah, bikinis are cool.