- Joy Merryweather: One critic said that my work was an attempt to shock the viewer out of the complacent phallocracies that control our culture, what do you think?
- George Dent: [looking at Joy's artwork] ... I like this horse.
- Gus Hedges: So Damien, why exactly do you want to go to the Amazon?
- Damien Day: Because there's this tribe there, the last one who genuinely shun any contact with the outside world, and I want to go and film them to *prove* I'm the best. Cause I've only got two weeks to be snapped up by another broadcaster. Otherwise, I'm looking at... annihilation. See, because if I can't do what I do... then I've got nothing. You see that buzz, that adrenaline, for me that's what defines being alive! Without it... I'm a walking corpse.
- Gus Hedges: That's terrible...
- [looking at phone]
- Gus Hedges: I think these bastards have cut me off!
- Gus Hedges: Can we please keep the noise down? I'm trying to impersonate Sir Roysten's mother in there!
- Henry Davenport: That item was ironic.
- Dave Charnley: Oh please, knowing something's crap does not stop it from being crap.
- Joy Merryweather: I don't know... I just don't feel happy making money by ripping off people who are gullible.
- Sally Smedley: Well you have to. It doesn't work with shrewd people, it's just a waste of effort!
- George Dent: You have to admire Dave, don't you?
- Henry Davenport: Have you?
- George Dent: Yes. There he was, involved in something that he knew was wrong and degrading. But he found the strength to stand up and do the right thing, didn't he?
- Henry Davenport: ...The sooner you piss off to Australia the better, you sanctimonious little shit!