- Dave Charnley: When I woke up with you that morning, somehow there was something special about you.
- Helen Cooper: Yes, you knew my name.
- George Dent: Now, item 1..
- Helen Cooper: Margaret Thatcher said...
- George Dent: Oh for god's sake. Hypocritical old ratbag. Why can't she accept she's been given the boot and go and buy a flat with Imelda Marcos?
- [first lines]
- Henry Davenport: Say Dave, how are things between you and Helen?
- Dave Charnley: Fine thanks, yeah.
- Henry Davenport: Good. Only I've noticed that since that night you slept together you haven't seem to have been out with her at all.
- Dave Charnley: No, well we've both been very busy.
- [last lines]
- Deborah: Unwrap it then.
- George Dent: It's a video.
- Deborah: It's all right, I filed the serial number off.