Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)

Helen'll Fix It (1993)

Ingrid Lacey: Helen Cooper

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Quotes 

• Helen Cooper : [Gus and Helen are watching footage of Sir Royston Merchant having sex]  Don't you recognise that bottom? You've kissed it enough times.

• Joy Merryweather : Helen. Should I update the Margaret Thatcher obituary?

  Helen Cooper : She hasn't done anything for months.

  Joy Merryweather : Yeah I know, but... I've had a really rough week and it would just make me feel better.

• Helen Cooper : [looking at Damien's notebook]  What are all these doodles of guns being fired and knives sticking out of people's heads?

  Damien Day : Oh, I was interviewing Gyles Brandreth.