Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)
Helen's Parents (1994)
David Swift: Henry Davenport
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Henry Davenport : So then the surgeon says, sorry Mr. Murdoch but we couldn't get at your piles without removing Andrew Neil's head.
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Henry Davenport : Sally has all the maternal instincts of an ironing board. If she ever gave birth to a baby she'd probably eat it.
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Henry Davenport : They're not "unemployed" any more - they're job seekers. Presumably we don't have homeless, we have "accommodation seekers". We don't have NHS queues, we have bed seekers. We don't have Peter Lilly, we have a smack-in-the-mouth seeker.
