- [first lines]
- Helen Cooper: Ok, lead item, got to be Iraq, U.S. surgical strike against two hotel receptionists, and item five, this has come in, Prince Charles has had a security sweep done at Highgrove looking for listening devices.
- Damien Day: Oh shit!
- George Dent: What?
- Damien Day: Nothing.
- [last lines]
- Henry Davenport: You know, this whole thing has opened my eyes. I lost the only woman I ever loved, fifteen years ago, and since then I've been wasting my life on a procession of soulless, empty one night stands. But I've learned my lesson, as of today all that stops. You know, I think I've finally grown up. What's my name doing on there?
- Damien Day: Oh, it's a new computer dating program. It's matched you with that new Aussie receptionist.
- Henry Davenport: And her phone number is?
- Dave Charnley: [walks into the office after winning a huge bet] ALOHA HAWAII!
- Gus Hedges: David! You are nearly three hours late for work and I am fining you a day's wages.
- Dave Charnley: ...Fair enough! Heh heh heh.
- Gus Hedges: You don't seem to be taking me very seriously...
- Dave Charnley: [grabs him by the cheeks] No I don't, do I Gussy baby!
- Lauren: Our marriage wasn't exactly a great success, was it?
- Henry Davenport: I was young then, things are different now. I've grown up, I've matured.
- [she holds up a newspaper showing Henry with a much younger woman]
- Henry Davenport: Oh yes, uh, that's easy to explain, it was just a publicity photo. I don't even know the girl's name.
- Lauren: So, nothing new there.