- Dave Charnley: The French have burnt alive another shipment of British sheep.
- Henry Davenport: Bloody Frogs - just because we did it to Joan of Arc.
- George Dent: Right... Dave, we're going to need a resume of Kinnock's speech to the TUC.
- Dave Charnley: We've got ages yet, he's only been going 30 minutes.
- George Dent: No, he's finished.
- Dave Charnley: After 30 minutes? You're joking.
- George Dent: No.
- Dave Charnley: Has he been assassinated?
- George Dent: No, he just... stopped speaking.
- Dave Charnley: ...Bastard!
- Alex Pates: Here's a statement from the Iraqis saying Thatcher is a grey-haired old hag with a canine voice, who vomits poison like a spotted serpent.
- Henry Davenport: They won't get round her with flattery.