Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)

The Day of the Mum (1994)

Robert Duncan: Gus Hedges

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Helen Cooper : Press release from central office. Tories are insisting there's a clear blue water between them and Labor.

  Dave Charnley : Yeah, only trouble is it's got lots of brown things floating in it.

  Gus Hedges : If anyone wants me, I'm in my office. Getting in touch with my inner child.

  Joy Merryweather : He'll never find his inner child. It's buried beneath the outer prat.

• Gus Hedges : From now on I'm going to employ relaxation techniques to turn off stress river and mosey gently down contentment creek.

• Gus Hedges : Good morning scoop busters.

• Gus Hedges : Today is tomorrow's tadpole of opportunity.

• Gus Hedges : Visualising a mountain stream with Sally's corpse in it wasn't quite entering into the spirit of it, Henry.

• Gus Hedges : You're hunching your shoulders, Helen.