Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)

The Day of the Mum (1994)

Neil Pearson: Dave Charnley

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Helen Cooper : Press release from central office. Tories are insisting there's a clear blue water between them and Labor.

  Dave Charnley : Yeah, only trouble is it's got lots of brown things floating in it.

  Gus Hedges : If anyone wants me, I'm in my office. Getting in touch with my inner child.

  Joy Merryweather : He'll never find his inner child. It's buried beneath the outer prat.

• [last lines] 

  Dave Charnley : Oh no, let me get this straight. You hired a beautiful call girl to accompany you to your ex-wife's wedding just to rub her nose in it. And you then got this woman to make a pass at the groom and ruin their wedding day. That's what you did, wasn't it George.

  George Dent : Yes, that's what I did. And it was the best two thousand pounds I have ever spent.