Duck Dodgers (TV Series)

Surf the Stars/Samurai Quack (2004)

Mako: Ah-Choo, Happy Cat

Quotes 

• Happy Cat : HA HA HA! Happy Cat say nap-time is over! Wake up! You sleep too much!

  [Dodgers presses the snooze button] 

  Happy Cat : HA HA HA! My snooze button is broken!

  Duck Dodgers : That's not all that's broken if you don't shut up!

  Happy Cat : HA HA HA! Very funny, lazy duck! But you can never defeat me! NEVER!

• Ah-Choo : Stop right there, Samurai.

  Duck Dodgers : Thanks bud. I haven't walked this much in two seasons put together. Sheesh, I think I'm getting a charley horse here.

  Ah-Choo : [Turning to face Dodgers]  Ha Ha Ha!

  Duck Dodgers : Hey, you're just my stupid alarm clock guy!

  Ah-Choo : I am no simple piece of talking plastic! I am a heap, big, powerful wizard!

  Duck Dodgers : Then I demand you use your paltry powers to send me home!

  [Dodgers tears off his kimono, his hair splitting out] 

  Duck Dodgers : Behold my messy hair of determination!

  [Dodgers charges at Ah-Choo] 

  Ah-Choo : Wait! What are you doing? Stop!

  Duck Dodgers : [Dodgers stops, his sandals breaking apart]  Cheap, counterfeit Manolo Blahniks.

  Ah-Choo : First, Samurai Quack, we must have our customary battle preparation montage!

  Duck Dodgers : Why?

  Ah-Choo : Well... its many interesting compositions will build dramatic tension.

  Duck Dodgers : Then let's get to it, Kurosawa.

• Duck Dodgers : What the heck is that?

  Ah-Choo : I think it's a monkey wearing lederhosen.

  Duck Dodgers : Is he building dramatic tension too?

  Ah-Choo : No. I think the editor is playing a dumb joke! Try to ignore him.

  Duck Dodgers : Eww... now he's eating an apple with his foot. Ugh. Oh, I don't think I can ignore something like that.

  Ah-Choo : Then fight!