- [Slicing robots back and forth]
- Duck Dodgers: Robot... robot... ROBOT!
- Cyber Pirate of the Future: Stop! Not a robot! Not a robot!
- Duck Dodgers: [Dodgers stops] You're lucky I didn't cut you to ribbons
- Cyber Pirate of the Future: Not with a Y7 rating, you won't.
- Happy Cat: HA HA HA! Happy Cat say nap-time is over! Wake up! You sleep too much!
- [Dodgers presses the snooze button]
- Happy Cat: HA HA HA! My snooze button is broken!
- Duck Dodgers: That's not all that's broken if you don't shut up!
- Happy Cat: HA HA HA! Very funny, lazy duck! But you can never defeat me! NEVER!
- Ah-Choo: Stop right there, Samurai.
- Duck Dodgers: Thanks bud. I haven't walked this much in two seasons put together. Sheesh, I think I'm getting a charley horse here.
- Ah-Choo: [Turning to face Dodgers] Ha Ha Ha!
- Duck Dodgers: Hey, you're just my stupid alarm clock guy!
- Ah-Choo: I am no simple piece of talking plastic! I am a heap, big, powerful wizard!
- Duck Dodgers: Then I demand you use your paltry powers to send me home!
- [Dodgers tears off his kimono, his hair splitting out]
- Duck Dodgers: Behold my messy hair of determination!
- [Dodgers charges at Ah-Choo]
- Ah-Choo: Wait! What are you doing? Stop!
- Duck Dodgers: [Dodgers stops, his sandals breaking apart] Cheap, counterfeit Manolo Blahniks.
- Ah-Choo: First, Samurai Quack, we must have our customary battle preparation montage!
- Duck Dodgers: Why?
- Ah-Choo: Well... its many interesting compositions will build dramatic tension.
- Duck Dodgers: Then let's get to it, Kurosawa.
- Duck Dodgers: What the heck is that?
- Ah-Choo: I think it's a monkey wearing lederhosen.
- Duck Dodgers: Is he building dramatic tension too?
- Ah-Choo: No. I think the editor is playing a dumb joke! Try to ignore him.
- Duck Dodgers: Eww... now he's eating an apple with his foot. Ugh. Oh, I don't think I can ignore something like that.
- Ah-Choo: Then fight!