Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Duckman and Cornfed in 'Haunted Society Plumbers' (1997)

Beverly Archer: Lady Calowina Worthington-Ford

Quotes 

• Hans : I am Hans, may I help you gentlemen?

  Eric Duckman : You betcha Heintz, we're from AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-1 Plumbing.

  Hans : You're from AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-1 Plumbing?

  Cornfed Pig : Yes, we're from AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-1 Plumbing.

  Lady Calowina Worthington-Ford : Ah, are these the men from AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-1 Plumbing?

  Hans : Yes, they say they're from AAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

  Eric Duckman : Al right! C'mon, we don't even have a plot yet.

• Lady Calowina Worthington-Ford : [as Cornfed, in disguise, reaches into her purse]  Whatever are you doing in my pruse?

  Cornfed Pig : [with fake accent]  Please to be forgiving, madam. But was for your own safety. Was merely checking bag for uh... volves.

  Lady Calowina Worthington-Ford : Volv... I mean uh... wolves? Ridiculous.

  Cornfed Pig : Maybe is ridiculous in U of S, but in my country is eat or be eaten. Volves is number one pest. Must always look all over for volves. For is always many volves. Volves to right, volves to left, volves in the mid...

  Lady Calowina Worthington-Ford : Yes, yes, all right. A lot of wolves.

  Cornfed Pig : [begins shouting]  Not just a lot! You're not listening! Is thousands of vovles everywhere! AT THE DROP OF A HAT, YOU WILL FIND WOLF IN HAT!