Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)
Inherit the Judgment: The Dope's Trial (1995)
Tim Curry: King Chicken
Quotes
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[Duckman is cross-examining King Chicken]
Eric Duckman : King Chicken - Was it you or me that day that said "egg?"
George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken : This... is your plan?
[chuckles]
Eric Duckman : Just answer the question!
George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken : It was you.
Eric Duckman : Exa... heh. Oops. Well, uh - Was my saying "egg" in any way because of ventriloquism? And remember: You are under oath!
George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken : No! There was no ventriloquism!
Eric Duckman : Uh... ha, ha. Did you, uh... use any kind of a hypno-ray on the crowd that made them hear "egg" when I really said "chicken?"
George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken : You idiot! I assumed you had a reason for...
Eric Duckman : Ah! You *assumed!* Is that correct?
George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken : [growls] Yes!
Eric Duckman : Then you shouldn't *assume!*
[writes "assume" on a chalkboard]
Eric Duckman : Because when you *assume,* you... you... - Wait. There's a trick here. I used to know it...