Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Inherit the Judgment: The Dope's Trial (1995)

Dweezil Zappa: Ajax

Quotes 

• Eric Duckman : Thanks for all your help, boys. But deep down, I knew I'd win. I've got a higher power on my side.

  Ajax : You mean...?

  [points to Heaven] 

  Eric Duckman : Even higher than that.

  [the Paramount logo appears] 

• Eric Duckman : Bernice, I am sick and tired of you treating me like some dim-bulb melonhead who's always on the verge of his next screw-up!

  [Duckman hits the car, which then loses a tire and collapses] 

  Bernice : Okay, who had "destroys car" in the next Duckman screw-up pool?

  Charles : I had "buys Lincoln Memorial."

  Mambo : "Loses house in pyramid scheme."

  Ajax : Herpes.