Due South (TV Series)

A Cop, a Mountie, and a Baby (1994)

Paul Gross: Constable Benton Fraser

Quotes 

• Ray Vecchio : Okay, we've saved his life in thirty seconds. Now what?

  Constable Benton Fraser : You take the big one, I'll take the bigger one.

  Ray Vecchio : Fraser, there's three of them! Can't I just shoot 'em?

  Constable Benton Fraser : Not unless you want to blow up thirty-two tons of jet fuel.

• Constable Benton Fraser : What is it saying?

  Ray Vecchio : What?

  Constable Benton Fraser : Your hair, what's it saying?

  Ray Vecchio : At the moment?

  Constable Benton Fraser : Yes.

  Ray Vecchio : Well, let's see.

  [looks at his reflection in a napkin dispenser] 

  Ray Vecchio : It's straight and slicked back, so I guess it's got that mess-with-me-and-you're-dead style - good for the job. The contouring around the ears; that's unexpected. That says watch out, this guy might be dangerous. And then the feathering around the back - that's a nod to the female demographic. So what's it saying? I guess basically it's saying, deadly and dangerous, but not afraid to cry.

  Constable Benton Fraser : Ah.

  [picks up the napkin dispenser] 

  Constable Benton Fraser : What does my hair say?

  Ray Vecchio : Oh, that's not hair, Fraser, that's a pelt.

  Constable Benton Fraser : Oh.