- Katherine Burns: Excuse me, I found my fiancé.
- Marriage Clerk: You just told me he wasn't your fiancé.
- Katherine Burns: I was mistaken. I didn't recognise him.
- Marriage Clerk: [to Fraser] What's your name?
- Katherine Burns: [before Fraser can answer] He can't hear you; he's mute.
- Fraser: I believe you mean deaf.
- Katherine Burns: Oh, yes, thank you sweetheart.
- Marriage Clerk: You're marrying a deaf, mute Mountie and you didn't recognise him?
- Fraser: Perhaps I can explain...
- Marriage Clerk: If he's deaf mute, why is he talking?
- Katherine Burns: Now you're criticising the handicapped?
- Katherine Burns: [Fraser and Miss Burns are in a garbage truck] My mother wanted me to wear her wedding dress. Of course, always the rebel I had to go out and have my own made. Now look at it.
- Fraser: Well, you know, dry cleaners can do er...
- [looks at her dress]
- Fraser: absolutely nothing with that.
- Ray Vecchio: [while dressed as Fraser, to a passing pedestrian] What are you looking at? You never seen a Canadian before?
- Fraser: This isn't just mail, Ray. This is a highly sensitive Canadian document.
- Ray Vecchio: Oh, you guys planning an invasion?
- Fraser: Well, I'm not entirely sure. I think I may have said too much already.
- Ray Vecchio: I can't believe you threw your hat.
- Fraser: Well, it's got an incredibly stiff brim. It's actually specifically designed to...
- Ray Vecchio: We're in the middle of a crisis and you throw your hat.
- Fraser: I'm sorry, Ray.
- Fraser: I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was just an inner-ear imbalance.
- Radio announcer: [on the basketball game] That was an AMAZING shot! I'm not sure I can even describe it!
- Ray Vecchio: Commentate! You're a commentator!
- Fraser: We need some kind of diversion. How many bullets do you have left, Ray?
- Ray Vecchio: One.
- [fires it into the air]
- Ray Vecchio: I'm not shooting my car. I blew up the last one for you, and I'm not doing it again.
- Fraser: Actually, that wasn't what I had in mind.
- Ray Vecchio: Good, 'cause I wasn't gonna do it anyway.
- [Leaving a gala event at the Canadian consulate, Ray stops to talk to Frasier outside the front door]
- Ray Vecchio: You know what I like about Canadians? They're real easy to elbow out of the way.
- Ray Vecchio: Nigel J. Ellis?
- Fraser: You know him?
- Ray Vecchio: Yeah, Ellis Disposal. The guy's dirtier than the garbage he hauls. Toxic spills, illegal dumping - we've tried to nail him, but he's got so many politicians in his pocket he walks with a limp. I can't believe that's the guy you're delivering the invasion plans to!
- Fraser: Mr. Ellis, I want to assure you that Kathryn has been completely faithful to you!
- Katherine Burns: Except for the part in the honeymoon suite.
- Ray Vecchio: Honeymoon suite?
- Fraser: I was entirely innocent.
- Ray Vecchio: Yeah, big shock there.
- Fraser: [to Ellis] Unfortunately, if you don't choose to believe this, there's nothing I can say to convince you of it.
- Ray Vecchio: What? No Mountie stories? No Inuit tales?