Due South (TV Series)

Bird in the Hand (1995)

Dean McDermott: Constable Renfield Turnbull

Quotes 

• Fraser : Don't let anyone go in or out of that door.

  Constable Turnbull : Including myself?

  Fraser : Especially not yourself.

  Constable Turnbull : Not in or out.

  Fraser : That is correct.

  Constable Turnbull : But I'm already out, sir.

  Fraser : Yes.

  Constable Turnbull : So if I find myself inside, I should just stay there.

• Lt. Harding Welsh : [on the phone with Turnbull]  Fraser says put him on the phone.

  [Int. consulate; Gerrard pounding on the door] 

  Constable Turnbull : In order to do that, sir, I would have to confirm that there was someone here.

  Gerrard : [yelling from Fraser's office]  I have to use the bathroom, you moron!

  [Int. Welsh's office] 

  Lt. Harding Welsh : If he's not there, who's that yelling to use the bathroom?

  ATF Agent MacFadden : That's it! I want Vecchio arrested for aiding and abetting!

  Lt. Harding Welsh : He says he never even saw the prisoner.

  Ray Vecchio : Which is true!

  ATF Agent MacFadden : He's complicitous! He knows where he is!

  Ray Vecchio : Well, so do you! I want *him* arrested!

  Louise St. Laurent : Just go over there and get Gerrard and bring him back.

  Fraser : Well, you can't do that, actually. He's on Canadian soil and he's under my protection.

  Louise St. Laurent : That's it. Lock him up!

  Ray Vecchio : You can't do that! He has diplomatic immunity!

  Fraser : Well, actually, strictly speaking, Ray...

  Ray Vecchio : Shut up, Fraser!

  Fraser : Will do.

  Constable Turnbull : If it's of any help, sir, I can confirm that we do have a bathroom.