- Lt. Harding Welsh: Huey, nice job on that B and E. Gotta be at least a seven.
- Jack Huey: Thank you, Lieutenant.
- Ray Vecchio: A seven? For a B and E? You've gotta be kiddin' me! That can't be worth more than a four!
- Jack Huey: [rocking out his Frank Pembleton ensemble] Mmm, four for the bust. Three for artistic interpretation.
- Elaine Besbriss: Little Tony's, The Rib Pit, The Rib Shack, Ribs-O-Rama, and Tickle My Ribs. I think you have all the ribs on the south side. You mind if I ask what's going on?
- Ray Vecchio: We're tasting them.
- Elaine Besbriss: I can see that. I meant why.
- Ray Vecchio: You don't wanna know.
- Elaine Besbriss: Try me.
- Ray Vecchio: All right. Rat breath.
- Elaine Besbriss: [nonplussed] Ah.
- Ray Vecchio: I told you you didn't wanna know.