- Det. Ray Vecchio: So what's the emergency?
- Fraser: Well, I've been assigned to escort the daughter of Canada's senior trade negotiator.
- Det. Ray Vecchio: The one in the green dress dancing with the doofus?
- Fraser: He's the American ambassador's son.
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Looks like a very painful experience.
- Fraser: Well, dancing with the Americans often is, Ray. Speaking politically, of course, not personally.
- Man in Leather Bar: I've been bad. I've been very bad. Please punish me.
- Fraser: There's nothing so bad that it can't be forgiven, son.
- Christina Nichols: When do I get my own life? When do I get to do what I want to do? When do I get to stop being the perfect little princess and go skinny-dipping?
- Gerome: Public pool, coming up!
- Fraser: You, keep driving.
- Christina Nichols: I want to stay out all night and come home when the sun comes up, and I want to fall in love with somebody I just met, and I want to kiss somebody who's not related to me!
- Gerome: I can pull over right here...
- Fraser: Keep driving!
- Jack Huey: [on the walkie-talkie] There's no sign of Beets.
- Det. Ray Vecchio: How can you see anything? I can't even see my hand in front of my face!
- Jack Huey: I hope we're not wasting our time.
- Louis Gardino: My source says he'll be here, he'll be here.
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Yeah, the only problem is, we'll be dead by then from secondhand smoke.
- [Gardino lights a cigarette]
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Oh, yeah, that's it, light up another one! God forbid you should consider somebody else's lungs! How do you put up with this guy?
- [Huey pulls out a huge cigar]
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Oh, great.
- Fraser: [as Christina's cab is getting away] I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to break the speed limit.
- Henry: How much?
- Fraser: By as little as necessary.
- Henry: How much money?
- Fraser: Uh... here.
- [hands over a Canadian $5]
- Henry: It's red.
- Fraser: It's Canadian.
- Henry: It's got your picture on it.
- Fraser: No, that's the RCMP Musical Ride.
- Henry: [handing the bill back] It's not a good likeness at all.
- Fraser: Oh, uh... here.
- [hands over an American $20]
- Henry: Now this guy I know!
- [floors it]
- Harding Welsh: Look, Detective, let's say the list exists. If Eddie Beets has it, he controls everything coming into the west side. Now, Detective Gardino, if you had just seized control of the entire west side, would your first act be to go dance in leather underwear?
- Det. Ray Vecchio: Perhaps Detective Gardino's the wrong person to ask, sir.