Due South (TV Series)

Diefenbaker's Day Off (1994)

David Eisner: Dr. Howard

Quotes 

• Dr. Howard : Constable Fraser. I hear you're quite the Good Samaritan. I didn't know we had any left in this town.

  Constable Benton Fraser : Well I'm sure any one of his neighbors would have done the same.

  Dr. Howard : [gives a skeptical look]  Yeah. Well, Mr. Pike has suffered considerable soft tissue damage, but none of his injuries are life-threatening.

  Constable Benton Fraser : Thank you. Oh excuse me, Dr. Howard. Is there any medical reason why Charlie might be prone to these accidents? Perhaps an inner ear imbalance resulting from an old boxing injury?

  Dr. Howard : How did you know Charlie was a boxer?

  Constable Benton Fraser : Well, his nose cartilage has been reduced by almost 80%, and his left eye socket is raised about a half a centimeter above the right, indicating a slight shift in the cranial plates.

  Dr. Howard : Where did you study?

  Constable Benton Fraser : The Inuvik Public Library. My grandparents were librarians.

  Dr. Howard : You're kidding?

  Constable Benton Fraser : No.