Due South (TV Series)

Pizzas and Promises (1994)

Ramona Milano: Francesca Vecchio

Quotes 

• Francesca Vecchio : So where are we going now?

  Ray Vecchio : You're going home! Did you see who it was?

  Fraser : No, they took off before we got here.

  Ray Vecchio : I say we go to the dealership and arrest the whole damn bunch.

  Fraser : Well, that would be an injustice, Ray.

  Ray Vecchio : You wanna see an injustice? Take a look at my suit!

  Francesca Vecchio : Look at my blanket!

  Ray Vecchio : Shut up!

• Ray Vecchio : First you want to go undercover, now I let you talk me into this thing?

  Fraser : We have to catch them in the act, Ray.

  Ray Vecchio : Yeah, well, you see, here's the tricky thing about sting operations. They require money, resources, and a lot more manpower than you, me, and a wolf.

  Fraser : That's why we have our third man.

  [Ray scoffs] 

  Francesca Vecchio : [into microphone]  Can you read me?

  Fraser : Loud and clear. Oh, and once again, I'm terribly sorry about the confusion. I thought you understood my intentions.

  Francesca Vecchio : Oh, don't worry. Really, I've forgotten all about it.

  [walks up to a random couple] 

  Francesca Vecchio : Let me ask you something. If a guy asks if you're busy tonight, he's asking you out, right?

  Car Shopper : Yeah, I... think so.

  Francesca Vecchio : Yeah, so would I.

• Fraser : I'm afraid you'll have to leave. This could become dangerous.

  Francesca Vecchio : [pulling out a bottle of wine]  Have you got a corkscrew? Oh, that's all right! It's a twist-off.

  Fraser : I don't mean to sound ingracious, and it's not that I don't appreciate the offer, but...

  Francesca Vecchio : Hot hors d'oeuvres?

  Ray Vecchio : [over the walkie-talkie]  I'm suffocating and you're serving him a buffet?

  Francesca Vecchio : [grabbing Fraser's walkie-talkie]  Stay out of this, gelding!

  Ray Vecchio : Stallion!

  Francesca Vecchio : Yeah, in your dreams.