Quotes
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Eric : Special sauce!
Constable Benton Fraser : [licking the sauce] It's him.
Ray Vecchio : I don't believe this! We're trackin' a Happy Meal!
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Ray Vecchio : Fraser, there's black smoke coming out of your apartment.
Constable Benton Fraser : Not to worry, let's go.
Ray Vecchio : Not to worry?
Constable Benton Fraser : It's a cooking fire, Ray, it's completely harmless. Believe it or not, there's an entire family of Tsimshian living up there.
Ray Vecchio : Yeah, what are they, tryin' to elect the Pope?
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Ray Vecchio : [researching class restaurants while driving] Here, Benny, do me a favour. You pick one out.
Constable Benton Fraser : Crabs 'n' Things.
Ray Vecchio : Would you give that to Eric, please?
Eric : Hey! How about The Loose Moose?
Ray Vecchio : Just gimme that. You guys know nothing about wining and dining women! Eric, hold the wheel.
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Ray Vecchio : [after saying "au revoir" to Ms. Duchamp] Women 101. Learn at least one word in every foreign language.
Constable Benton Fraser : Understood.
Louise St. Laurent : [off screen] VECCHIO!
Ray Vecchio : For this one, vamanos!
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Ray Vecchio : [about the masks] Yeah, well, they give me the creeps.
Constable Benton Fraser : You should stop looking at them.
Ray Vecchio : They're looking at me!
Constable Benton Fraser : You know, it's interesting you should say that, Ray, because that's what they're intended to do. The inner mask has its eyes open and the outer mask has its eyes closed, and they interlock, one inside the other. It's the only matching set in existence.
Ray Vecchio : Yeah, that's great. Can we go now?
[starts toward the door as Fraser checks the security system]
Ray Vecchio : Fraser...
Constable Benton Fraser : Coming.
[double-checks the system]
Ray Vecchio : Fraser...
Constable Benton Fraser : Coming.
[triple-checks the system]
Ray Vecchio : FRASER!
Constable Benton Fraser : Yup!
[runs after Ray]
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Ray Vecchio : So you fell.
Constable Benton Fraser : Yes, I fell.
Ray Vecchio : You fell.
Constable Benton Fraser : Yes, Ray. I fell.
Ray Vecchio : Now you see, that doesn't make any sense, because Mounties don't just fall. They leap, they bound, they grand-jete - but they don't just fall.