Quotes
-
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : [Turnbull and Stan are watching a curling match on TV] Anything moves that slow is not a sport.
Constable Turnbull : [Annoyed] Not a sport?
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : This is not a sport. It's housework.
Constable Turnbull : It is a calling.
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : It may be a pastime, it may even be a hobby, but it is definitely not a sport.
Constable Turnbull : [getting mad over curling being insulted] Do you want to fight?
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Over curling?
Constable Turnbull : Yes, what if I made fun of baseball?
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : All right.
-
Constable Turnbull : Sir, your presence.
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : 'Your presence'? What are you? Like a king or something?
Constable Benton Fraser : To Turnbull, yes.
-
Constable Turnbull : In Canada, when we wish someone to leave the room, we say 'could you please leave the room?'
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Could you please leave the room.
[beat]
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Before I punch you in the head?
