Due South (TV Series)
Burning Down the House (1997)
Paul Gross: Constable Benton Fraser
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Fraser Sr. : We need to find somewhere to live.
Constable Benton Fraser : What do you mean, we?
Fraser Sr. : That's a cruel joke, son. I've been thinking about an office. I need an office.
Constable Benton Fraser : What the hell would you do with an office?
Fraser Sr. : Oh, just office work, my memoirs, catch up on my taxes.
Constable Benton Fraser : Taxes? You've been dead for two years.
Fraser Sr. : Oh, they find you, son.
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Constable Benton Fraser : [goes over to inspect the electrical socket outside the Vecchio home]
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Hey! What are you doin'?
Constable Benton Fraser : [Looks up inquisitively]
Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : I don't know where you come from, but I come from this little place called America where we got this big thing called electricity. Word of advice. Your tongue, electricity, not a good mix.
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Constable Benton Fraser : [Fraser and Diefenbaker are walking home] Oh, for God's sake. I think I provided ample explanation. Ray was otherwise engaged and taxi policy precludes the transportation of wolves. Come on.
[Dief whines]
Constable Benton Fraser : Aside from which, we're almost home. At the end of the alley, turn right, cross the street, climb the stairs and we'll be snug as bugs...
[sees that his apartment building is on fire]
Constable Benton Fraser : in a fire.
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Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : [the car they are in has exploded and is on fire. The boys take it through a car wash, attempting to extinguish the flames but the car wash only makes it worse] What is this? Some kind of super fire?
Constable Benton Fraser : No. You shouldn't have pressed the hot wax option.
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Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Geiger?
Constable Benton Fraser : Well, Geiger was an escaped convict sworn to vengeance on a legendary Mountie who bore an uncanny resemblance to the Canadian actor and comedian Leslie Nielsen.
Fraser Sr. : Who has yet to receive the Order of Canada.
Constable Benton Fraser : Long overdue.