Due South (TV Series)

Burning Down the House (1997)

Callum Keith Rennie: Detective Stanley Raymond Kowalski

Quotes 

• Constable Benton Fraser : [goes over to inspect the electrical socket outside the Vecchio home] 

  Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Hey! What are you doin'?

  Constable Benton Fraser : [Looks up inquisitively] 

  Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : I don't know where you come from, but I come from this little place called America where we got this big thing called electricity. Word of advice. Your tongue, electricity, not a good mix.

• Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : [Ray is ostensibly reading from a pamphlet on how to become a Canadian citizen in 10 Easy Steps]  Step 1. Get a big hat. Step 2. Lick electrical sockets. Step 3...

• Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : [the car they are in has exploded and is on fire. The boys take it through a car wash, attempting to extinguish the flames but the car wash only makes it worse]  What is this? Some kind of super fire?

  Constable Benton Fraser : No. You shouldn't have pressed the hot wax option.

• Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski : Geiger?

  Constable Benton Fraser : Well, Geiger was an escaped convict sworn to vengeance on a legendary Mountie who bore an uncanny resemblance to the Canadian actor and comedian Leslie Nielsen.

  Fraser Sr. : Who has yet to receive the Order of Canada.

  Constable Benton Fraser : Long overdue.