- Daisy Duke: I just can't stand it when you boys snap at each other like that.
- Vance Duke: I know, I hate it myself, you know? But I got this feeling and I had to be honest with him.
- Daisy Duke: [softly] Yeah.
- Enos: [using CB] Sheriff Rosco, you got a toilet on your roof, huh!
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Enos, have you lost your kumquat? I've got what?
- The Balladeer: [narrating] So, while Boss was getting shipment ready and the Baxter sisters were swinging into action, poor Coy was learnin' the facts 'o life. I don't mean about the birds 'n bees, he had that down.